THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Randy and I just conversated ourselves into the horrifying realization that neither one of us preordered any Girl Scout cookies this year.
NEITHER ONE OF US PREORDERED ANY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
HE DIDN’T ORDER ANY COOKIES.
I DIDN’T ORDER ANY COOKIES.
One of us is about to be fucking fired from spousehood. And it’s gonna be the one who lands a sweaty box of Thin Mints SECOND.
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styro said:
I ordered like 40 boxes, I’ll send you half.
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