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I can’t remember his phone number but I know it rhymes with two five eight pinecone nine.

Hey, someone call my dad and ask him how long he grills flank steak. I’d do it but I’ve had one too many Benadryl and anyway I’m too busy trying to find the BBQ gas line leak with my hair.

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