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Somebody emailed stuffonmydog’shead

styro:

gravyholocaust:

styro:

Which is photos of stuff on my dog’s head

Somebody wrote me this message

Anonymous asked: This blog is horrible. I understand that you think its fine, or that the dog doesn’t mind or whatever, but what you’re doing isn’t fair for a dog or any animal come to that matter. I don’t mean to sound out of order, and i’ve never given hate on Tumblr, but you should really stop posting photos and treating your dog like that. Its disgusting.

So I replied: 

HA HA HA you are an idiot, so I am publishing this to make fun of you.

YOU ARE EVIL! Imagine the PTSD he has from all the times you make him play dead.

The real PTSD he has is from getting pupperonis from all the times we clicker train him to do things.  Here are the things my dog knows, aside from “leave it” which is the command we use to put things on his head:   Sit, beg, down, wait, roll over, dance, shake.   He also knows the names of each of his toys (red bone, white bone, chewie, big bone, kong, ball) and he knows bedtime, outside, walk, dinner, breakfast, snack, cookie…  The damn dog has had more training than most middle-schoolers I know.

Do you take submissions? Because I spend most of my free time balancing shit on The Jake’s head and making him wait before flinging it off.

  1. homicidal-psycho-jungle-cat reblogged this from styro and added:
    i dont understand what kind...sick fuck would put harmless objects
  2. outofcharactersuburb reblogged this from styro and added:
    Do you take submissions? Because I spend most of my free time balancing shit on The Jake’s head and making him wait...
  3. styro reblogged this from gravyholocaust and added:
    The real PTSD he has is from getting pupperonis from all the times we clicker train him to do things. Here are the...
  4. gravyholocaust reblogged this from styro and added:
    YOU ARE EVIL! Imagine the PTSD he has from all the times you make him play dead.
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