mattanapkin:

Seriously, call your family this weekend.

Matta Napkin #829

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sblaufuss:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

This needs to be underpants.

It does. Goddamnit, this really needs to be underpants. 

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jellynotjam:

tehjennismightier:

hirokiszk:

(クマビスケットの作り方neol.jp | neol.jpから)

Would I have the patience for this? Probably not. But I would eat the hell out of them.

Omg, I’m so making these.

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embracethelost:

Everything fucked up about Ferguson, in one tidy little photo.

embracethelost:

Everything fucked up about Ferguson, in one tidy little photo.

(Source: coketalk)

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This is the closest thing I have to a life mantra. I’m going to embroider this on an enormous piece of cloth, then wrap myself in that cloth like a ghost, and then scoot as far under the bed as I possibly can without help.

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

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The Starks Threaten The Lannisters But Get Murdered Anyway

Just in case you crazy kids needed a mnemonic device to remember the 9 Great Houses.

[ Tully, Stark, Targaryen, Tyrell, Lannister, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Martell, Arryn ]

(via arrestedwesteros)

I… I kind of did need one.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[americancarrot]

If Lucy catches on to this she’ll be in the freezer for the rest of her life, A plus plus, do not disturb.

tastefullyoffensive:

[americancarrot]

If Lucy catches on to this she’ll be in the freezer for the rest of her life, A plus plus, do not disturb.

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Pretty nice little Sunday.

Playing Sharks and Minnows with my brother and his kids in the pool means Alpha (Papa), Beta (nephew), Delta (niece), and Echo (myself) try to cross the pool as stealthily as possible without attracting the attention of Charlie the Shark (brother). If you should happen to see Charlie coming for you, it’s your Minnow duty to let loose the battle cry: “CHOCOLATE POTATO!”