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An "Out of Character" suburb.
Jake insisted we hang out outside today, so I moved the whole quilting operation to the patio. Can you spot The Captain?

Jake insisted we hang out outside today, so I moved the whole quilting operation to the patio. Can you spot The Captain?

sblaufuss: robofrakkin: smartasshat: To give your baby lower-fat milk, just stand on your head. SCIENCE! HELLO NIGHTMARES. Her lawn looks nice. CAN SOMEBODY CUT THIS IDIOT DOWN, PLEASE

sblaufuss:

robofrakkin:

smartasshat:

To give your baby lower-fat milk, just stand on your head.

SCIENCE!

HELLO NIGHTMARES.

Her lawn looks nice.

CAN SOMEBODY CUT THIS IDIOT DOWN, PLEASE

styro:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

This is actually cute and funny.  And I’m sober.

Watch all the way to the end. 

The town of Ilulissat in western Greenland.

The town of Ilulissat in western Greenland.

robthebankeriii: A vendor sent me a chocolate calculator. I showed it to my (21 year old) daughter who promptly bit off half and licked the rest. The schmutz you see on it is her slobber. Kids suck. I’m guessing one of two things: You typed “21” but meant to type “2”, or you typed “daughter” but meant to type “chimpanzee”.

robthebankeriii:

A vendor sent me a chocolate calculator. I showed it to my (21 year old) daughter who promptly bit off half and licked the rest. The schmutz you see on it is her slobber.

Kids suck.

I’m guessing one of two things: You typed “21” but meant to type “2”, or you typed “daughter” but meant to type “chimpanzee”.

(Source: robthebank3r)

absquatulate:

fionabearclaw:

palm-sized and forever returning/revolving

Stitchers! Please look at these and appropriately marvel at them in a way I cannot, since I am no stitcher, but a plebe who only is impressed.

(via giddygirlie)

sblaufuss: Can’t, otherwise the people that SHOULD be able to get into it can’t. I thought of that. You’ll have to change the lock, and then appoint yourself the new guy in charge of replenishing the toilet paper. You’re taking on some additional responsibility but I feel like it’s going to be worth it. 

sblaufuss:

Can’t, otherwise the people that SHOULD be able to get into it can’t.

I thought of that. You’ll have to change the lock, and then appoint yourself the new guy in charge of replenishing the toilet paper. You’re taking on some additional responsibility but I feel like it’s going to be worth it.