twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

(Reblogged from jesus-christ-vevo)

theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

(Reblogged from jesus-christ-vevo)

(Source: relative-pronoun)

(Reblogged from grezmiralda)

mattanapkin:

Magicers Mike

http://mattainc.blogspot.com/

Day 8 - #inktober

YES YES WE’RE SURE 

(Reblogged from mattanapkin)

"When Shelley’s corpse washed ashore, a friend identified it by a copy of Keats’s 1820 volume in the coat pocket, which he knew Shelley had taken with him. Then, after cremation in which Shelley’s heart, hardened by calcium, did not burn, this same friend snatched it from the embers and presented it to Mary Shelley, who kept it thereafter in her desk, wrapped in a copy of ‘Adonais."

raecupcake:

Here’s your morbid literary fact of the day.

(Reblogged from clarabeau)
(Reblogged from gravyholocaustsucks)
nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

(Reblogged from jellynotjam)
thulium:

styro:

think-progress:

Virginia isn’t wasting any time.

HECK YEAH!!!!

I honestly thought that VA would be among the last states to turn. Glad I was wrong.

thulium:

styro:

think-progress:

Virginia isn’t wasting any time.

HECK YEAH!!!!

I honestly thought that VA would be among the last states to turn. Glad I was wrong.

(Reblogged from thulium)
(Reblogged from pdlcomics)

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

(Reblogged from jesus-christ-vevo)