February 2012
52 posts
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i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both...
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Are you guys watching David Milch’s “Luck” on HBO? I’d love to watch it, personally, but I’m too busy screaming, “FINISH DEADWOOD YOU RUINED MY LIFE,” at the screen.
Like you do.
Had to reschedule a meeting with my boss what with him going to the Oscars and all.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Randy and I just conversated ourselves into the horrifying realization that neither one of us preordered any Girl Scout cookies this year.
NEITHER ONE OF US PREORDERED ANY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
HE DIDN’T ORDER ANY COOKIES.
I DIDN’T ORDER ANY COOKIES.
One of us is about to be fucking fired from spousehood. And it’s gonna be the one who lands a sweaty box of Thin Mints...
There is nothing like sharing a hotel room with a friend to make you second guess the amount of time you spend brushing your teeth.
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giddygirlie asked: What was your favorite thing at Disneyland? I ASK THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.
Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
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Watchthedailywhat:
Early Bird Special: The unsolicited commercial directors who brought you the best Skittles ad ever made follow it up with an equally uncommissioned, you-can’t-do-that-on-television Reese’s Pieces spot.
[adfreak.]
I just bought the biggest bag of Halls cough drops I’ve ever seen. I could barely carry it out of Costco, I had to heave it over my shoulder like garden soil or dog food. I dumped about four hundred into the center console of my car; I’m driving my granddaughter to Disneyland tomorrow and I think it’s safe to say that she’ll never be able to seperate her toddler memories of...
I can't remember his phone number but I know it...
Hey, someone call my dad and ask him how long he grills flank steak. I’d do it but I’ve had one too many Benadryl and anyway I’m too busy trying to find the BBQ gas line leak with my hair.
Truthful Thursday:
I just ran out to the driveway naked because I’d forgotten there was a generic butterscotch candy in the ashtray of my car.
Truthful Tuesday:
At a family dinner last night, I forgot to remind my brother to accept my Facebook friend request.
Again.
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Thankful Thursday
giddygirlie:
Tonight is Art Dork Club night, which means that Ryan is spending the whole night with his art buddies and painting and junk, which means that I AM GOING TO PLAY NINTENDO FOR A MILLION HOURS.
YEAH! Are you playing Zelda? Whenever I read about your Zelda adventures I’m tempted to pull my Wii out of the cabinet.
But then I remember the restraining order.
That the Wii...
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Thankful Thursday
I’m super thankful that there aren’t any nerve endings in hair.
“Wanna become a concert pianist? Do it every day. Wanna be a writer? Do it every...”
– Robert Anton Wilson (via disconnectedreality)
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