(Reblogged from thesaminal)


Fuck off with your white chocolate M&M’s.

Chapstick M&Ms.
Ear Wax M&Ms.
Chopped Up Candle M&Ms.
Scalp Scratch M&Ms.

(Reblogged from thulium)

I’ll be here, hunched over the coffee table.

I was trying on a bathing suit that I’d ordered from Athleta Saturday morning and I fucked up my lower back to the point where I’m basically incapacitated. We had 30 people over yesterday for Easter brunch and an egg hunt so I struggled through but I woke up this morning and I can’t move. My lower back is spasming and clenching up to the point that every single position is painful. The Internet (in true internet style) is nothing but conflicting pieces of advice, so help me, you guys. Ice? Heat? Massage?

There is a fundamental reason why we look at the sky with wonder and longing—for the same reason that we stand, hour after hour, gazing at the distant swell of the open ocean. There is something like an ancient wisdom, encoded and tucked away in our DNA, that knows its point of origin as surely as a salmon knows its creek. Intellectually, we may not want to return there, but the genes know, and long for their origins—their home in the salty depths. But if the seas are our immediate source, the penultimate source is certainly the heavens… The spectacular truth is—and this is something that your DNA has known all along—the very atoms of your body—the iron, calcium, phosphorus, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, and on and on—were initially forged in long-dead stars. This is why, when you stand outside under a moonless, country sky, you feel some ineffable tugging at your innards. We are star stuff. Keep looking up.
Neil de Grasse Tyson (via cosmofilius)

(Source: nguyen-hoang-huy)

(Reblogged from ohhmary)
(Reblogged from missbhavens)



Buster: Are you guys planning a party?
Oscar: Yes, it’s your father’s birthday. Which coincidentally is my birthday.
Buster: Because you’re twins.

Good Grief - 2x04

Someone on twitter reminded me of this post, and it is absolutely one of my favorites.

I just found out this exists— Arrested Westeros. Arrested Development quotes in GoT context. 

If I don’t wake up in the morning, know that I died fulfilled. 

(Reblogged from arrestedwesteros)




A Compilation Video of Tiny Puppies Learning to Howl

If somebody comes into my room and finds a little pile of ash that once was me

This video is the culprit

i’m gonna die

I need two thousand puppies please.

(Reblogged from sblaufuss)

We’re having dinner at my parents’ house tonight, meaning I now have to spend forty minutes showing Randy all the People of Walmart emails my parents asked me to forward to him because there might be a pop quiz.


I hate new money.

Also, that little spit of land with the gate right on the water? That’s part of her property. She owns a private access point to the pond for swimming and boating, and she’s putting in a swimming pool when she  lives ON A FUCKING ROCK.

The entire neighborhood is pissed.

Our neighborhood is really small, maybe twenty houses total on big lots, and yesterday I found out that the guy who bought a 3-bedroom house down the street is going to level it and build a 23,000 square foot mansion there. TWENTY-THREE THOUSAND SQUARE FEET. He needs city approval so I’ve seen the plans. The house has an indoor rock climbing wall and an archery range. I expect it to be a very quiet and calming process for all of us.

(Reblogged from absquatulate)

Cut through all my leftover shot cottons and used them to piece baby dragon and Harry Potter quilts (Harry Potter already sold but I’ve got another one put together). I wish I had more— I love how these cottons wash out. It’s like having a quilt made out of your favorite vintage tee shirts.